London : 26 June 2008.
Gordon "The Moron" Strikes Again
Today Gordon Brown, the prime minister with the midden touch ( everything he touches turns out to be rubbish ) announced his green energy "master plan". He is going to spend £100 Billion of taxpayers money. That is stupidity on a massive scale.
Another stunning performance from teh man who brought us the credit crunch, and a massive black hole in public spending despite ten years of presiding over an economy in constant growth. Where has all our money gone Gordon? What have you wasted it on?
Todays master plan contains "radical" changes that will promote the use for wind power and more bio-mass fuelled power generation. Does this idiot not do any research or thing for himself? Can he not understand Paul Golby, head of E.On when he says that wind requires conventional generation to the tune of 90% of its rated capacity? Here are some of the other individual points of lunancy.
- He expects to build off shore windturbines at a rate of two every working day from now until 2020. Not possible Gordon, you moron.
- No point in having the turbines, Gordon, if teh grid can't connect them, you moron.
- He plans to plant acres of land for bio-mass fuel. But you are doing other things with the land., Grodon, you moron.
Remember, we have a global food crisis? Cuased in a great part by, that right Gordon you moron, growing bio fuel crops instead of food! In the UK we should be growing more of our own food - that is real food security, Gordon.
But you are also planning to use that land to place the thousands of windturbines you hair-brained lunatic plan calls for.
Oh, and that dopy investment banker tart Kate Barker tells you you need to build a further 3 million houses. Remember investment bankers? They are the "brightest and best" who get massively paid to screw up the world economy. And boy are they good at it! Every few years they manage , afer recevving huge bonuses of course, to come up with fresh, new & exciting ways of turning the markets and our pensions into a complete balls up ( did somebody mention the education minister??). So obviously, Gordon, it was one of these fine folk you choose to forge the plan to screw up the countryside. Good choice, you moron.
You can't do all these things, Gordon you moron.
The most worrying thing in this very difficult world environment, one of food, fuel and energy crisis, is that we have a prime minister who is plain stupid at best. No intelliget, sane person would make the lunatic decisions you do Gordon "you moron, unless you are getting big back-handers out of the deal. In that case you are an evil moron.....
The inescapable conclusion is that we in the UK must go nuclear now. France derives 77% of its energy from nuclear, and environmentally it is better than wind turbines. How many Golden Eagles have been killed by a nuclear power station?
Finally, Gordon, you need to ensure that our UK energy cmpanies are truly UK, not like E.On which is German owned. As far as this UK citizen is concerned I want my power infrastructure to be British owned. E.On you can F.Off.
The last time the Germans caused our lights to go out, as I recall, we switched them off ourselves to confuse the Luftwaffe.
Do us a favour Gordon, you moron, give your job to someone with half a brain. Go and sweep the roads or something that your mental capacity is more suited to.
